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FSSP ALL SOULS IS AT ASSUMPTION NOVEMBER 12TH ARRIVE NO LATER THAN READY 6:45PM
FSSP TO EAST STROUDSBURG PARADE
*JOIN THE TRIP TO THE POCONOS * SUNDAY MARCH 24th*
Gents, it's that time of year where we give of ourselves and help those who have too much cheap beer to drink by themselves.
That's right, it's time for the PIAC 44th Annual St. Patrick's Day Parade
in Stroudsburg, PA
Our bus of missionaries will be leaving at 8:30 am on Sunday March 24th to spread our good word to the people of Stroudsburg. Parade begins at 1:15 pm.
Arrangements for an additional pick up West of here will be considered if we get enough interest.
The cost of this trip is $55 dollars which includes a roundtrip ride, various "supplies" and a somewhat certain guarantee of being safe from any Grand Marshal body fluids.
We need 40 missionaries to join us on our crusade with the bus topping out at 50 souls.