THE JAMOSA

AFTER A FRIGID EARLY MORNING OF PAINTING (NOT CHALK) THE SHAMROCKS ON THE MORRISTOWN GREEN BEFORE THE START OF THE MORRIS COUNTY PARADE. A FELLOWSHIP OF FRIENDLY SONS ADJOURNED TO THE DUBLIN PUB ONCE THE PAINTING WAS COMPLETE TO ENJOY SOME COMRADERY AND SUSTENANCE BEFORE THE PARADE BEGINS. THE ESTABLISHMENTS PROPRIETOR MR. JAMES MONGEY PROVIDED BREAKFAST AND A WEE DROP OF JAMESON IRISH WHISKEY TO WARM THE BONES. ONE COURAGEOUS FRIENDLY SON NAMED MARK LUITHLE DECIDED TO TAKE HIS WHISKEY AND PUT IT ON THE ROCKS AND BATHE IT IN ORANGE JUICE FOR A MORE REFRESHING EXPERIENCE. THE OTHERS IN SEEING THIS WERE INTRIGUED AND INSPIRED TO JOIN MARK IN THIS EXPERIENCE. ALTHOUGH SOME HESITANT TO EXPERIENCE SOMETHING NEW, OTHERS PRAISED THE DISCOVERY!

THE BEVERAGE WAS ENJOYED BY ALL FRIENDLY SONS EVENTUALLY AND PROCLAIMED THROUGHOUT THE DAY AS THE BEST NEW DISCOVERY. AND THUS THE JAMOSA WAS WRITTEN INTO THE HISTORY OF THE FRIENDLY SONS. 

HENCEFORTH THOSE WHO ENJOYED THE BEVERAGE ARE KNOW AS

 JAMOSA WITNESSES